Something of indescribable horror would happen to me that imagination would fail to comprehend...
Heeeeeelp meeeeeee :c

I would be killed by a dinosaur

I'm playing league, and suddenly, I hear 'hey, pretty mama.' Then as I turn around, my sight is taken up completely by a fist. the punch breaks my neck.

I am sitting at my desk playing LoL and talons sprout from the ground and pin me in place. Swain opens the door, transforms into a large demonic bird which dislikes jokes, then he cannibalizes my essence.

killed by dark...

Killed by a ceremonial sacrifice

Drowned in bubble tea.

(That would be a blissful end...)

I'd die happy.

Id be killed by swain and draven T_T

Akward