I would be slapped and chopped to death by the slap chop guy dressed up as a ninja.
It would be humiliating. I'm glad I wouldn't live through it to deal with the shame.

Anyone who plays Magic; The Gathering knows I would just cease to exist.
Or get squashed by a giant monster.

I regret ever taking some pasta from Mario.

I knew Ex's suck but come on! Now she kills me?!

Amumu

A Flying Bunny has defeated you.

Musical and horrifying.

Beaten over the head with a radio or I would go insane from listening to hours of static (that noise in between stations or when you have a bad connection)

"YourNexus" is on a killing spree.
"YourNexus" Has slain "blahblah" for a Penta Kill.

My smurf name is too oh pee.

I would die, then Claptrap would dance on my corpse.