Fiddles... how could you forget to drink people? You love drinking people.

Also charge up a bit, teleport forward a bit, and surround yourself in a hellish storm of murderous crows and black magic. Trust me, it'll be awesome.

Fiddlesticks
E: Just pick up a damn bird and throw it.
R: just build up magic for a quick second and let it do the rest.

you jump on them creating a crater. Oh and when they escape its not because your drunk and hallucinating...your ult just sucks like that

You put down a child's toy box that is invisible. When someone walks near it, it scares them and will attack, usually the wrong target in jungle camps. Also, you multiply and blow up into daggers. Good luck.

Um...activate your...magnet thing and gather a bunch of it around you to make a shield and speed ya up. See those rockets on the back of your machine? Press a button to shoot them up in the air at the other guy. But seriously, lay off the Bahama Mamas.

Miss Fortune:

You attack faster and slow their healing while at it... Wait! Don't point that gun at me. Oh fudge, THIS IS NOT A BULLET HELL GAME!

Swain-
Grasp people in some magical bird claw from the ground to immobilize them.
Transform into a badass giant bird and steal life from 3 enemies with some smaller birds.

just share your outrageousness with the world.

Zed:

*PHOOSH*

What is this? I was just there a second ago... what the hell, how am I over there still? *SHURIKENS* DIE B**** DIE! .... Dafu? How'd he learn to poof like that.

O_O' That's some crazy s***... wait.... I CAN SPIN AND S*** LIKE THAT. *fairy girl twirl spam*