Why nothing cool like Charlemagne, Brutus, Bartholomew, Francois, etc?

Wouldn't be surprised of next champion was named Q.

I guess they need to keep the name simple since Phreak's pronounciation is atrocious.
"LeBlenrrrr."
"Wu-Kuunununng."

Vii U

^

Yeah I really don't like the names they've chosen recently....

Zed? Isn't that just the letter Z in most countries?

Q'rizoxis - the grey alien champ (think X-com)

"marketing"

"better for the masses"

"selling point"

"uncreative"

LoL names are generally generic. Only ones i found cool was cho'gath, kha'zix, ezreal, xerath, mordekaiser

Just be glad there's not a ninja named Shadow yet.