Yup, you got it right. I'm a free agent now and I'm looking for a team to compete in the Dominate Dominion tournaments. As you possibly know I was the star player of the team Cheese Enema (NMUH) but we parted ways because they can't even english properly in skype. I need a team thats able to communicate with me in at least 3 languages: english, spanish and spanglish.
As you might know, im the best dominion player in NA servers meaning im the #1 in the world, meaning im the #1 in the universe.
SOY EL NÚMERO UNO.
But Wawix, what role can you play?!?!
Thats the interesting part: im the #1 Support, im the #1 AP Carry, im the #1 AD Carry (but not Ezreal, even AI is good with Ezreal), I suck at bottom though but even then im still the best. Also I think my assassin and bruiser skills are so over the top that when I pick Kha'Zix the server crashes to avoid the overflow of awesomeness. I also excel at map awareness, because im the best. Pretty much an all around player, the #1 all around player.
Wawix, what kind of team are you looking for?
One that doesn't suck. That means that I'll try you out, and then Im going to delete you from my friends list just to avoid awkward e-contact.
Well thats about it, start begging minions, you might get carried by me.
Also I take this chance to announce the opening of Wawix's Dominion Dojo in which I'll train players that aren't blessed with so much talent like me (pretty much everyone, lol).
Aaaaaaand thats about it. Thanks for your time.