"The Chain Store called, and your card has been declined."

"I just got a double kill. Know what that means? TWO CHAINS!"

"The box could be anything. Even a boat. You know how much we want a boat!?"

"I'm the main stain with a chain, mcclaine"

"That's two birds with one chain. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS"

"Who is Jacob Marley? I HATE REGGAE!"

"Not enough male support? I hold myself up just fine, thank you!"

"I'm gonna send you down the chain. GET IT? Drain! Chain! DOWN THE...where are you guys going?"

"I was in a gang once. A CHAIN GANG. HAHAHAHAHA god I crack me up....sigh, i wish I had friends."

The threshold of these jokes you are pumping out is quite saddening.

If this is torture. Chain me to the wall! Wait it is, and I am! Ha!

he is...the Thresh Prince of Bel-air.

YES! These jokes fuel me like thresh is fueled by souls.