"The Chain Store called, and your card has been declined."
"I just got a double kill. Know what that means? TWO CHAINS!"
"The box could be anything. Even a boat. You know how much we want a boat!?"
"I'm the main stain with a chain, mcclaine"
"That's two birds with one chain. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS"
"Who is Jacob Marley? I HATE REGGAE!"
"Not enough male support? I hold myself up just fine, thank you!"
"I'm gonna send you down the chain. GET IT? Drain! Chain! DOWN THE...where are you guys going?"
"I was in a gang once. A CHAIN GANG. HAHAHAHAHA god I crack me up....sigh, i wish I had friends."