The Reported: Go kill yourself, fatass Gragas.
Gragas: ?
The Reported: I bet you finger mayo cans before you go to sleep.
The Reported: You then jack off inside the mayo and then cover your face in it, shortly before licking it all off.
The Reported: Fatass. I bet you also masturbate the can after you're done.
The Reported: While saying "Oh baby, it's okay, Daddy's home."
Gragas: The **** have you been smoking?
The Reported: The **** have you been eating? Oh. That's right. Mayo.
The Reported: You cover your face in mayo every time you wake up.
The Reported: You then put your dick into mayo just to act like you got it wet.
The Reported: Fatass. Lose some weight.
Gragas: I'm only 140 pounds...
The Reported: 140 pounds of mayo in your fridge, fatass.
The Reported: Your arm-pits smell like mayo. I can smell it from all the way out here.
The Reported: Fatass.
Gragas: ROFL, I'm just going to report you now...

I never knew you can masturbate cans, good to know.

I lol'd. Occasionally you get a good troll you can punish in Tribunal, and it makes it all worthwhile.

Poor Gragas.

We lovez the Donut, but we hatez the Donut...

Fat-phobia is a thing?? :P

We all know that keg ain't filled with alcohol, fatass. It's mayo you always squirt all over yourself in the shower, fatass.