Im very new to LoL, but I've written a poem about what I know so far. I hope I can get into the Summoner Showcase, please show your support (It would be an awesome gift for joining the LoL Community!)
A Minion's Story (Beware: It's Gory)
A hero's call!
Sung to all!
A leader is born as one of them falls
They follow him boldly, he stares at them coldly,
then finally begins to say...
"Today we fight for justice!
For our homes in lands far away
Today we conquer their nexus,
as we journey into the fray.
We fight for the honor
the freedom, the might
we fight for what's in our hearts!
We know our cause is right!"
Then off to battle the minions will go
Off to their imminent graves below
They gather together, they ready their blows
and none will oppose them, nor any fear shows
Spawning, assembling, they ready their lanes
then out they will wander, towards their banes
They arrive at the battle, yet none of them slows
and towards their attackers they go.
What drives them to fight? What brings on this spite?
What makes them destroy one another?
What goes through each mind as one of them dies?
What makes them attack their own brothers?
Not fame, not honor, not silver nor gold
not weapons, not loved ones, not heat nor cold
Nobody knows, not even RIOT
But having no purpose? Nobody will buy it.
Me thinks the minion is driven by guilt
or perhaps it was just the way it was built
some sort of machinery or hextech droid
or something created from some dark void.
Whatever it is, no tongue can tell
Some evil force, or some dark spell
That moves their lifeless, cold, dark shell
And drives them to death, and drives them to hell
But not all their efforts are thwarted in death
For near to the end, before their last breath
They take out a turret, they kill champion foe
or blow up the nexus, and end all their woe
The story of minions is gruesome, its true
Whether the minion is purple or blue
but bring them together, and then you will find
that large groups of minions are op, in time.