Elise - Food poisoning from eating a bad Teemo.

Singed OD'd on Insanity Potion and is in a catatonic state. They had to transfer him to a psychiatric ward where he can't seem to stop running around the halls and yelling "Chase me! Ngyahaha"

Nunu (willump) bit off more than he could chew.

Cho'Gath. I guess Teemo was poisonous.

Vayne tried to actually box her own shadow.

Shaco accidentally gave himself a Statikk electric shock.

Darius well.....hes been....injured severely while trying to ult

Shen is bugged and is stuck in his dash animation

Diana got some skin burns trying to fight Leona.

Garen suffers from Vertigo.