With an almighty smash, Scorched Earth Xerath is suddenly crushed under a mighty coffin dropped from the skies. The lid falls open, and out steps the gargantuan form of Pentakill Mordekaiser.
- These fools know nothing of Pentakill! Xerath can cast lightning, but do you know what a little spark does to the dark power of metal? Absolutely nothing. Take this broken fool away from me! 487 RP
- As for you, Galio, you should have known better. A stony gatekeeper does not a rock god make, little pebble. Leave the metal to the pros. 440 RP
- And Shen… my dear ninja. You do not taunt metal fans, and you do not feint. These are the tricks of kiddie rock. 395 RP
These musical clowns will be back on their feet before long. If you’re interested in drilling these pathetic fantasies out of their heads, act between January 15
and January 18
and let no other band, mortal or otherwise, aspire to be as great as the mighty Pentakill!