AFK my piss u ******s.

two AFKS in a row. ****ing kill yourselves

Guys, I can't decide. What should I be most worried about here?

1) Blaming the developers for the actions of a player

2) Wishing death on people over video game things

3) The way he spelled "Helicopter"

4) Posting this in the Lore forums

5) His bizarre urination fetish

Kill urself u ****up

I want you to know that you've been angry for almost five hours. That's pretty impressive, and this is coming from an expert in the field. It's also hilarious, by the way.

hilarious

I don't know, you look like your quite pissed already

And that is not a typo.

A well thought out, cogent, and convincing post.

Oh wait, no, I meant the opposite of all of those things.

So is this the new Lore delivery method Ezreal mentioned?