So last night at Magic I let a guy borrow my phone before leaving to call a friend.
I left, went home and went to bed having to be up at 3:30 am.
1 in the morning I get a call asking for my freind Phil, I was incohrant and he hung up saying wrong number.

This morning I sent him the followin message:
"Dear Phil's friend who woke me up at 1am during my 4 hours of precious sleep.
I will find you and I will stab you.
Sincerly the girl who had to wake up at 3:30 am"

On my break I got this message in reply:
"You woke me up too, so I guess we're even now. I didn't have to be up till 7:30 though.
Regards, the well rested guy"

What should I reply back, and as whom.
Note: Odds are he is gay as Phil is gay.

Ignore.

Why?

Well, just find him and stab him. Isn't that what you promised to do?

Fulfill your fantasy, Mere.

Tell him that you hope he steps on legos.

milk it for all its worth, just dont ask for pics