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Taric: "So, what does everyone do off the Fields of Justice?"
Soraka: "I do charity work, healing mostly."
Alistar: "I work to expose injustice and crime through non-violent methods. I'm actually a very eloquent speaker."
Thresh: "I torment the undying souls of the dearly departed, feeding on their agony, relishing in their suffering, twisting them until they break."
Taric: "...Oh...I direct musical theater."
*Awkward silence continues*
Lulu: "Well... does anyone here like singing?"
Taric: "Oh, oh! I love singing along to 'I'm a Barbie Girl!' It's truly outrageous!"
Nami: "Well, singing along to 'Under the Sea' usually relaxes me."
Soraka: "I sing to the patterns of the stars some nights."
Thresh: "Ah yes, I do love singing to the sounds of tortured souls. Would you like a sample?"
Taric: "Well um we-"
Thresh: *Unleashes a wave of horrifying screams*
*Awkward silence pursues*
Soraka: [Whispering to Taric] "Who invited this guy again?"