A chogath feasted teemo and died off poison (also it smelled and tasted like a pile of sht).

Darius decided to split teemo in half and walked in to a shroom field.

Teemo bought a Rylas, Death firegrasp, GA and a Liandrys
"A summoner has quit" "A summoner has quit" "A summoner has quit"

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A few days later Teemo and Lulu are walking around summoners rift talking about the scouts code and cupcakes when they hear a noise coming from the river, they go check it out and find..

Urf's murderer, and he wants Teemo. He lets Lulu ran away like a coward.

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Lulu hides in a bush only to find a Delicious cupcake sitting there, calling her although her HP was low, the frosted chocolate, and moist cake beckoned her to eat it