A job in design.
That would be epic.
Or for 50000 referrals.

Nidalee buffs.

Superman's original power.... The power to give myself other powers. Within Riot's capabilities? Shares in the company? Chance to design/codesign a champ? Unlimited RP? Urf? I'd take any of those.

You mean Garen?

To play a game w/ a red. Right now.

you mean

1 BILLION IP

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I wish for the multiple wishes featured in the remainder of the post to be granted.

- The quoted post was never made.
- That the living embodiment of Morgana is my girlfriend (she's TOO kick-butt to want anyone else).
- That I had 20 quadrillion RP and IP credited to my account.
- That all Champions and their skins were on rotating sales percentages (anywhere from 25-75% of original price based entirely on popularity is fine)
- That Champions were given RP/IP prices based on their usefulness towards the team in general. Example, carries cost 3150 IP minimum for the hard carries (Yi and Tryndamere are examples), ezmode carries will be 6300 IP or 12600 IP based on ease of snowballing/lack of team usefulness (Twitch and Shaco would be 12600 each).
- Buying a champion with RP automatically grants you a free skin that has been released at the time of purchase. For example, if you're waiting on the new Ashe akin, but it's not out, and you buy Ashe with RP beforehand, you will not get a rain check.
- That this won't be downvoted because I took all the good ideas first.

I just want a job at Riot but seeing as I have received no responses to my applications, I'm guessing I'm not qualified enough.

I wish i had a bigger... Kog'Maw...
Yeah..
<_<

Your hitbox must be really small...