I'm not going to void my bowels until Riot releases Steel Legion Lux and Garen.

It's already been over 24hrs since my last poo so things are looking grim.




Edit: Over 36s hours and my poo is starting to become self aware
PLS HURRY

Edit2:Over 48 hours since my last doo, I am in pain RIOT PLS.

Edit3: Almost 3 days, I feel about 5 lbs heavier and I am struggling to do daily activies.

Edit4: 4th day: I now know the joys of carrying a child


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Doesn't holding it in cause constipation ?

have my respect good sir

Psh I went 25 hours without going poo, come at me

No, he will inevitably end up ****ting himself after awhile.

You struggle after 24 hours?

I go for days without ****ting.

Is that even legal?

what colour is the chair you're sitting on

godspeed

I will now hold my poop until Riot Bins all steel legion skins.

It has been 2 hours, Riot. My poop is in your hands.