well, as someone said above, this looks more like 3v3 rather than SR problem... because in SR teemo can be bursted down in no time... as for shrooms, with pink wards everywhere they have no big effort on the game ( if you are stupid enough to chase speed-steroid teemo into the unwarded bush you deserve to die )
singed can be frustrating, but he can be countered easily, especially in ranked when you can counterpick him... he really needs to come close to you do dmg, and he is not that tanky early game...
if you want something anti-fun as you call it, blitzcrank is all time no.1. Not calling OP, but he for the first 15-20 minutes of the game he dictates the pace, you have to dodge grabs, you don't have a choice.