Originally Posted by Mere Intricacy
None of its true.
And wth was the stuff about petrol?
You get mugged in Australia because it's full of convicts.
Even my own Paternal Greatx3 Grandfather was a convict, and my family name only goes back that many generations as he assumed the spelling error that was made by the drunk clerk.
And as for all the stuff about the petrol, it's well known that abbos are always chroming petrol in the same way wayward teens are always chroming paint.