Position (Should be adc or top!): top or adc
IGN:Jeremyls
Age:33
Time Zone(We are Central Time Zone, so PST might not work out): CST
Times Available: Pretty much whenever
ELO: 1024
What it takes to be a professional team: dedication, hard work, practice practice practice
fav champs:
adc : Graves , Trist, Varus
Top: Yorick, Riven, Kayle
Tell a joke: Three guys die on a cruise ship and end up in heaven, A gay man, an Alcoholic, and a thief
The gay man goes up to the pearly gates and cries and Peter looks at him and says " You are to go to hell for your sins" The game man cries begs and pleads saying how he can be better he can change. Peter smiles and nods and tells him" I will give you a second chance on earth but one lustful thought of another man and you will go straight to hell". The gay man thanks him and 'poof' is sent back to earth.
The same things happens with the alcoholic and the thief except the terms. For the alcoholic if alcohol touches his lips again he goes to hell and if the thief takes anything that does not specifically belong to him or he did not earn.
So all three men were sent back to the same place and looked at each other each saying how much better they will be and making a pact to be friends forever , I mean how often do three men each in a row get sent back form the dead. So they are walking down the side walk when the alcoholic sees a bum passed out on the sidewalk, and open half drunk bottle of gin sitting next to him. The alcoholic tries to look away but finally gives in saying " everything in moderation right?". As the alcoholic brought the bottle to his lips and took a sip he poof's, and is sent straight to hell.
The gay man and the thief look at this wide eyed again going over out loud how they will never go back to their old ways. Later on that day they are hanging out at the park and the thief, realizing he is very hungry, sees a sandwich and an unattended picnic off a little ways. The thief stands up and looks around licking his lips and the gay man notices what caught his eye and followed the thief trying to talk him out of it but to no avail.
As the thief beans over inferno of the gay man to get the sandwich poof the gay went straight to hell