Originally Posted by JustMyBassCannon
Why is Heart of Gold a turtle shell?
Why do two books make a gun, and then adding a stick makes it another book?
Why does a dagger made of ice turn into a torch of balefire?
Why do three swords and a hammer make a triforce?
Because it's Riot's game. That's why.
1. Obviously turtles transmuted into gold make great artificial hearts.
2. They are the kind of books that conceal a gun, but only have half the parts for one. The stick actually has the pages missing to make room for the gun inside it, but you have to use the gun to shoot the stick open.
3. The ice dagger is the only thing that can shank the evil wielder of the torch so you can steal it.
4. Obviously the hammer is used to weld them together.
My attempt at humor.