Im a bit druhnk ples be kind..

somaster yi existed in the league of legends
and he liked big hairy *****.
BUt wait there is also a plot twist.'
His father is a meth thweaking transvestite.
So in his youthful star of wuju style wanted to find his identity.
So one day he and chogath came to his house because cho wanted to experess his feelings. And he whispered in master yi;s ear:
Im going in dry:. In subtitle hushed voice.
He roufly recked chos anus. with his big black wigger man. And then he also slips inside. And its like a CHICKENON A ROTICCERY. screaming about his unborb love child;
So this is were Bill Clinton walks in. Because he is an important historical figure so he is well respected and like by audiences. So hwwiss important. So deman is also there for somemetaphysical unkownforce neverbefore seen in the universe.And then master yi blew his load all over deman.And thus everything was complete.

Above average.

Naw, doubt your drunk. Looks like you're saying that to avoid hate and get support from people who may like your story. Not sure if you're allowed to post this though.

Also, judging by how you've got the guts to put MILF in you're name, you are not age appropriate for drinking, or you're an extremely horny adult....

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Not drunk, not serious, just a troll. Still pretty funny. I give it a 10/10.

10/10

This is moist.