Originally Posted by Vice Emargo
Speaks like a robot, horribly "NO-IT-WAS-NOT-MENT-TO-BE....BEEP HUMOR" he says, with a giddy smirk. "I was refering to what you actually do when you 'start' your day."
"WHY-DID-YOU-NOT-SPECIFY-THAT-THEN - - -"
He pauses before truly answering.
"-THE-BEGINNING-OF-EACH-CYCLE-OF-THE-PLANET'S-ROTATION-TOWARDS-THE-SUN-IS-MARKED-BY-AN-EXIT-FROM-SLEEP-MODE- - -"
Blitzcrank allows that to sink in before continuing.
"-THAT-IS-FOLLOWED-BY-APPROXIMATELY-FIFTY-TWO-PERFOMANCE-TESTS OVER-THE-COURSE-OF-THREE-SECONDS - - -DOES-THAT-ANSWER-YOUR-INQUIRY- - -"
Originally Posted by ask köggy
hello robot blitz~!
It is koggy!
Koggy keeps wondering if koggy's acid spit melts blitz metal thingy! If it does, koggy sorry! Koggy only attacks if in danger! Summon-people only work with koggy's body and works some voo-doo!
-GREETINGS-INFANT-VOID-FLESHLING - - -
There is a large gap between that last sentence and the next one on the letter.
-YOUR-STOMACH-ACIDS-COLLIDING-WITH-MY-SHELL-RESULT-SIXTY-SEVEN-POINT-TWO-PERCENT-OF-THE-TIME-IN-THE-SLIGHT-DISSOLVING-OF-MY-METALLIC-TISSUE - - -
Blitzcrank tilts the hard corners of his head down to look at the Maven, their size difference obvious-he is nearly twice her height. He freezes slightly as her words penetrate the circuitry of his brain.
Originally Posted by Ask the Strings
Sona glides into Blitzcrank's home on a pleasant tune. She approached the Great Steam Golem with a smile.
♪Why hello there, Blitzcrank,♪ Sona's music started, ♪How has the League been treating you lately?♪
"-MUSICAL-FLESHLING - - -HOW-IS-IT-THAT-YOUR-WORDS-REACH-MY-MOTERBOARD-YET-YOUR-FOOD-INGESTERS-DO-NOT-MOVE"
He brings a hand up to his head, one massive finger scratching the sides of the comparatively small 'skull'.
"-THIS-DOES-NOT-COMPUTE - - -"