Lately a lot of you (meaning Dobs and Camper) have expressed concerns that my forum persona is built around making up shit to seem more interesting (or eccentric or possibly gay I guess).
Of course this is TERRIBLY upsetting to me.
So in this thread, please call me out on my bullshit. If you are skeptical of some of my many achievements, enumerate them below, and I shall do my best to provide photographic evidence that what I have claimed in the past has been none other than the truth.
The one exemption is when I claimed that I killed myself because no-fucking-shit that didn't happen. And I'm sure you are all overjoyed for that.