Darius was running down a path when a wild jJarvan appeared and jumped at him. Walls of rock formed around Darius and he started to run by reflex. Then he realised it was Jarvan and he was Darius and he used noxian guillotine and almost cut him in half, sending jarvan to the fountain to be resurrected. the end

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Then Rammus rolled right into Darius, taunted him while going into his defensive stance and caused the earth to tremble around him, making Darius to kill himself on Rammus's spiky impenetrable shell.
The end.

Also, wrong forum. Leave this place before Rammus finds you and pulverises you.