This was a game I just finished as Lux/Garen top, started off slow, Garen fed a little, but didn't make much of a difference as I got fed anyway. Our farm was terrible because we were against a Darius/Renekton top, and that is just not worth getting in range of...but read away lol. I left part of the voli's name in chat and whatever so he doesn't get reamed by calling him out, but that way you can follow easily.
The reason he was complaining about me stealing kills was because he was 1v1 bot at one point against a jungling xin and I saved him when he had 2 bars of hp left, and xin had 5. I fired a last minute Spark and literally tipped it on xin, perfect timing, saved voli. "wow KS NOOB" continued the rest of the game thereafter haha.
Edit: Didn't know bu-tthole was banned on the forums hahahahaha.
Edit 2: Also forgot to blank out his name in the top right of the photo, REDS DON'T PEEK!
Edit 3: I'm not a troll, so don't even talk about how bad I am at trolling blah blah, not the point. The point is children get their jimmies rustled over absolutely nothing, and it's hilarious.
Read the Post-Game chat, I couldn't stop laughing to myself:
DadiofromWOKF: 20 assisits wpw
DadiofromWOKF: Yea i owned the other ryze
Krustee ********: =\
Krustee ********: lol
Krustee ********: yeah destroyed him haha
Krustee ********: report voli for verbal abuse please
Elven----: yOU MUST BE REPORTED
Krustee ********: lol feel free
Elven----: because of me we win
Krustee ********: i didn't do anything wrong
Elven----: all team fights you were you lose
Krustee ********: voli
Krustee ********: you had less assists than ryze
Elven----: when i started to go in we win
Krustee ********: no
Krustee ********: in fact
Krustee ********: ryze and i took out four of them alone
DadiofromWOKF: Agreed V bear doesnt now how to play as team
Elven----: in fact YOU STEAL KILLS !!!!!!!
Elven----: come on!!!
Krustee ********: lol whatever you say
Elven----: cant say that on me now!!
Elven----: you cant be that!!
Elven----: learn how to play first
Elven----: then talk to me
Krustee ********: i played fine
Krustee ********: ty
Elven----: BECAUSE YOU STEAL KILLS
Elven----: I DID ALL IN MY LAE
Krustee ********: nah
Elven----: LET CAIT KILL AND GOT TURRET EARLY
Elven----: YOUR LINE FED
Krustee ********: i didnt feed
Elven----: AND I HAVE TO GO TOP TO AID YOU
Elven----: MORE THAN ONCE
Krustee ********: lol
Krustee ********: no you didnt
Krustee ********: listen to how mad you are
Elven----: WHEN A LINE FED IS WHEN YOU OR YOUR LANE PARTNER IS FEEDING
Krustee ********: smoke some weed
Elven----: DOESNT MATTER WHO FED OR NOT
Elven----: I'M TALIKNG ON THE LANE
Krustee ********: and you're talking in all caps
Krustee ********: you went negative
Krustee ********: nobody else did
Elven----: SO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING AND STOP SAYING ****
Krustee ********: idk man, i'm just reading the scoreboard
Elven----: I NEVER SAID WE WILL LOSE OR SOMETHING
Elven----: EVER
Krustee ********: neither did i?
Elven----: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOOB
Elven----: AND I HAVE TO CHOOSE A TANK BECAUSE YOU NOOBS NEVER THOUGHT ON THAT
Krustee ********: ryze does this kid seem mad?
Krustee ********: i can't tell
Elven----: STFUC RETARDED
Elven----: LEARN HOW TO PLAY AND THEN COME TO TALK TO ME
Elven----: DAM USELESS
Krustee ********: lol if you say so
Krustee ********: poor voli
Krustee ********: might have an aneurysm
Link to full-size pic: http://tinypic.com/r/16hui9v/6