False, although I think he's cool.

TPBM loves Teemo. I'm sure that is false!

Actually, true. Teemo is one of my favorite champions, though I haven't played him recently.
TPBM plays jungle warwick

Nope. I've never even tried Warwick in the first place.

TPBM mains top lane.

True (I main Jayce top)

TPBM has lots of skins.

False (cheapo)

TPBM Reads the lore.

True. I was sad when they cancelled the Journal of Justice

TPBM plays a lot of Proving Grounds

False. Ocassionally, but not a lot.

TPBM is under Summoner Level 30.

False. I've been 30 for over a year now.

TPBM has played Karma atleast once.

True, but it was only once, but I will eventually again.

TPBM always has a specific build in mind and always build in the same order.

False, versatility is important.

TPBM Needs to take cold showers after playing mid against Annie.