Also this. If I'm in any sort of multiple champ but not a tf skirmish and I'm fighting along side a darius it's just about a given I'm not going to get a last hit.

I hate malph jungle as well. Such a weak jungler s3, there is zero reason to pick him over Hecarim or Vi. ( similar hard engage champs )
you can always count of jungle malph to be down 2 levels and 30+ cs to other jungler, always.

Tryndamere's that go top lane and Teemo's that go mid.

Nidalee.... I hate that *****.

Oh its on our team.....hmmm I guess I hate habing Mord on my team....cuz most of the time they blow.

I have several:

Vayne - They always do terribly and blame the team for it.

Kat - On your team? 0/7. On the enemy team? 20/3.

Teemo - Teemo.

Blitzcrank - See that Kog'Maw standing in front of the minions? JK, I'm going to grab Taric instead.

Heimerdinger - He's just plain useless.

Even with a smart player Malphites ganks pre 6 are weak and his clears are still slow as balls.

Lux. I'm convinced 90% of the people that play Lux have some kind of mental handicap.

As a player of a few of these champs, my 2 cents.

Vayne-I almost want to tell some folks who don't traditionally play a ranged ADC to start with Vayne first if they really REALLY want to try ADC and get good. If they are willing to muscle through the learning curve and tough games. Sometimes coming from the safer ADCs people will seem to take that mentality into playing a Vayne and not play as cautiously and with an eye for positioning as they should. With the end result being what you describe.

Teemo-I honestly am boggled any time I see a bad Teemo. Usually it comes down to poor(or even in some cases) a lack of use of his shrooms. With the slightly less likely thing being not appreciating how squishy he is.

Whenever I see a Warwick, I secretly assume the player can't speak English... Especially if he starts long sword and two pots.

Is that racist?

I doubt you've even seen a half semi-compotent malph jungle, so stop talkin like you know what's up