A small figure waddles into the place. It was a small pink blob in a mini-Kog'Maw suit with its face present inside the "mouth" of the costume. A letter could be seen held by the blob as it proceeded to hop up to the yordle.

((I will just say that we don't shoot down everyone just yet and think what if she just made the thread name something different. Then none of this "official stuff" would bother us. Like just get rid of the Ask part.))

(( Epic Rap Battle of History! Kennen Vs Janna! ))

Staring up at the large, crab-like champion, Mimi clicked her claws in response, having already changed into her Urgot costume but wanted to match his 'crabby' response already.

"Welcome... to your doom! ...maybe. Wow you truly do... wow... here I was waiting to get inside the League but here you are before me thanks to my amazing and one of a kind invitations. Tell me Mr, Urgot... I've heard that some Champions find your biggest weakness is a magical device called a magnet... can you confirm or deny these rumors? I need to make sure your figurine isn't in danger."

Puffing her bubble pipe, she began to slowly pet her Baron plushie.

Sam walked into the room, noticing all the champion plush dolls and other niknacks around. She walked down and met up with the yordle girl.

"Hello young yordle," Sam started, "I see you have quite a collection of champion dolls here. So I assume you do your research on champions right?"

-Sammantha Remia, Ionian Healer

*He simply stares at the yordle and the..disturbingly detailed costume.*

A magnet...? I suppose. *wheeze* theoretically, due to my metal lower body, a large magnet would cause some disturbance in my *wheeze* movement. But such physics would be disabled on the rift for what summoners call...*wheeze* "balance"

Why dont you visit me any more pinky? ;.; )

Taking a moment, Mimi notices her chair suddenly gain a new occupant of a small pink blob in a rather adorable Kog'Maw suit, and takes a moment to study the small note, rather impressed it was able to write the letter. Letting Urgot ponder how response she addresses the little one.

"Quite a lot to be honest but if you want to know a few fun facts... did you know that even though he looks like an vicious beast, he acts like a puppy and even knows a few tricks? Just don't ask him to speak unless you're wearing a strong face covering..."

Letting the pink one process that, she takes in the rather... odd looking woman that walked right in, finding her place already a little bit busier than she planned. Either way, she is welcomed!

"Correct, through a..." Clicks her Urgot costume's claws for good measure and flava~ "...means of stal... watching from afar, verifying through 'special' word of mouth means, I've managed to gather a large amount of information from many champions but of course I do try to aim for one on one interviews so I'm trying to get my way into the League... slow process but working on it."

Listening to Urgot, she attempts to ponder the term 'balance' and finds herself balancing on a single foot. "I have achieved balance. You're balanced aren't you?"

Taking Pinky into her lap after sitting back down and petting the lil one in the Kog'Maw suit like an 'evil kitten.'

"Um...alright," Sam started, "You sound just like my girlfriend. She wants to join for a...poorly thought out reason. I don't mean to be rude, but do you have any clue what they do on the fields? It's pretty gruesoe to me.. and I work at the medical wing so I know a thing or two about gruesome injuries."
"

After getting back into her own hextech hoodie and gloves, she takes her seat once more, waving her hands in the air to signify 'mystical energy' but it was simply her wiggling her fingers. "Well, summoners bring for great champions to fight for their cause and while it may seem a bit gruesome, after the trials are over they are taken care of quite well before their next match, more or less... gladiator-like games. Think Panthy-No-Pants but with champions from all over, the good, the evil, the puppy caterpillars even.

At the mention of puppy caterpillars, Pinky nuzzled against the yordle before hopping happily in place.

((Pinky? Is that you? OH HOW I MISSED YOU))