Today, February the 29th- News from the NSRS has discovered shocking facts about Birthdays AND Water.
Water has been discovered as the most dangerous of hydrogens among the working class, and poverty stricken. In a recent study, 1,000 in 1,000; rapists, drug users, drug dealers, murders, psychopaths, gingers, and Chinese overlords have admitted to using water or have used water in the past.
What does this say about the future of the world? It's going to be a real problem if water isn't removed from our planet sooner or later.
Another shocking study revolves around how you can increase your life length by having more birthdays!
In a recent study, people who have MORE birthdays TYPICALLY live LONGER!
Source: NSRS(Not So Reliable Source)