I'll give it a shot.
Nami is a dedicated card carrying member of Sea Sheperd. Meanwhile Fizz is the owner of a large fishing company, which also harpoons whales.
Singe is wanted for terrorism, but funds his actions by developing new flavors for the fastfood companies.
Nunu and his Yeti only work during Christmas, where they sell over priced trees.
Maokai was last seen running from a bulldozer in the Amazon rainforest, which was driven by Alistar who is now a cattle rancher.
Janna is a "adult entertainment" star and Draven is her sleazy manager.