Was in the lobby, everyone was fighting, proper English was lying dead in a pool of blood, 3 people wanted top- those same people all picked top. Everyone was swearing at each other, one dude switched his summoners to revive and clarity- there were 5 seconds left until the match started, I had my finger on the X, waiting, hoping that someone else would dodge so I wouldn't have to. I was playing dodge chicken, no one took the bait, so I dodged at the last moment- what choice did I have?
I logged back in, then tried to find another match to check how long my penalty was, and lo and behold, I had no penalty.
This is how it should be.
EDIT: Looks like r/atheism is leaking.
I don't actually think this is the work of God, people.