Pro tip #1

Don't expect your teammates to call MIA's. Every game someone *****es that no one called MIA when they get ganked. Face it, you aren't going to make everyone start talking so get used to watching the minimap. Since I've adopted this strategy I rarely get ganked, it takes 2 seconds to glance down and see that there aren't five red circles, I'd dare say its faster than having a teammate type out MIA.

10/10: The score I give this post.

5/100: The number of solo queuers who will listen.

Sadly.