Who tell? Call guinsoo ofc

I duno, he might not be lying, when I was with my ex, after we'd **** id stick the sheet to her back and go play WoW

#1) Stop faking drunk typing just to make us think you got laid
#2) if you "Just got laid" and you're a guy, you should be asleep, or heading home
#3) If you did just get laid and you're neither of #2, then I'm pretty sure you'll never get ****ed again bc u just get out of bed and start posting on forums you got ***** for the first time while she sits there crying in shame after waking up from her drug-induced coma when you roofied her drink at the New Years Eve party down at the bar and dragged her back to see what a cooter felt like

Anyways, happy new year and take it easy in your sock tonight

You guys got trolled, which technically means he's a virgin because there's no troll that isn't.

He got laid.

By Poppy. Ew.

lol im so durnk and u guys as rosme

Kids these days, such attention-****s.