There once was a champion named Vlad,
Who made the boards epicly mad,
So they posted some threads,
Said "Off with his head!"
And fanboys were all very sad.
But Morello's demeanor was dour,
"Annoying is not overpowered!"
And with much speculation
And some hessitation,
The clock had struck Vlad's final hour.
The changes a-coming are shrouded
The future is always so clouded
But for all who are carin'
And all who are sharin'
Please don't overnerf Vlad just like Garen.
The blood-master's story's unfinished
And we'll see a new Vlad that's diminished
But don't wonder why
When he falls from the sky
That the terrible community'll still cry.
"WE SAID YOU SHOULD DOWNGRADE HIS POOL!"
"THE EMPLOYEES AT RIOTS ARE TOOLS!"
And the boards will resound
With some jungle-ish sounds
As new Vladimir destroys all the fools.
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