This IS NOT a serious RP thread, the title should make that very clear but I had to state that just in case.

But what is its purpose then!?

This is an RP thread that I am creating to be the place for novice RPers to learn the ropes and rules of how to RP. The goal is for this to act as a sort of bridge which would lead from being a noob to being decent at RP. The hope is to prevent confusion in other threads because some one doesn't know what they're doing. I will try to help teach those who want to learn how to RP on the threads and not be yelled at for sounding like a complete and total idiot.

Does this mean experienced RP players can't join?

No. Anyone is welcome to join this RP, and they can join as ANYONE they want to be. This is supposed to be a fun, laid back thread where people can come and essentially goof off as their characters. I personally would use this as a break away from the more serious RPs. Having more people with experience also helps the learning process for those without.
HOWEVER...
Though this is a thread to goof off in, there will still be some kind of structure. Please don't go ripping the fabric of space and time with every single one of your posts.

Story?

Alright! The story! Uhhhh....
Ok. There really isn't a story here. I'm pretty much going to post as my character and let the whole thing flow from there. In other words, anything and everything can happen with a lovely mixture of chaos. Yaaaayyy!

And I'm really not joking about people being able to RP as anyone. I will be playing the character of [URL2="http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/1063"]Cooper[/URL2] of whom I made specifically for this thread. If you truly wanted to, you're more than welcome to even RP as one of his pigeons. (However, I'd prefer it if you don't RP his hallucination.)

And though this is very open there are some...
General Rules!
1) Please, do not start killing people's characters without their permission. Some people put a lot of work into their characters and would appreciate it if you didn't kill them.
2) Be respectful to your fellow RPer. If they are correcting you on something in one of your posts, don't be a jerkface and yell at them saying "That's how I RP" because chances are, it would not be accepted in any other thread.
3) ((Parentheses mean Out of Conversation or OOC. If you want to mention something not in character, Use these.))
4) Be sure to provide your summoner profile with your introduction post so we know who you are.
5) No character controlling. Yes, I know I said you could RP anyone, but I mean that in the sense of your own characters.
6) Have fun! This is supposed to be a lighthearted and good starting RP. If you want to be all serious and mrrrghh-y... Then this probably isn't the place for you.


SUMMONER PROFILES
Just about every single RP thread that I've been to on this forum requires one to make a profile of their character so everyone knows who you are, what your character looks like, and what they can do. The site used for this is here:
http://summoners.shurelia.com/

RPING GUIDES
These guides will help one start their RP life. I highly suggest reading them if you have never RPed ever.
[URL2="http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=344760"]K.D. Bonez Guide To Not Being a RP Noob[/URL2]
[URL2="http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=440047"]Catspaw's Roleplaying Tips[/URL2]

((And just in case you forgot, I will be RPing [URL2="http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/1063"]Cooper[/URL2].))

-The Library-

Cooper was pacing back and forth in a section of a library located in Piltover. Close to his location was an open window where a flock of pigeons were gathered, some of which were flying around him or perching on top of one of the many book shelves. He seemed to be having a rather loud and in depth conversation with a nearby chair.

“Yes, yes. I KNOW what you're saying, but I find it highly improbable.”

Cooper paused from his pacing, arms folded in front of him and tapping his foot.

“But I KNOW What I saw! In fact, you were THERE! How can you say I must have been imagining things?”

He was silent for a bit longer and then suddenly raised his fists up and his voice, which caused pigeons to scatter about.

“I was HOLDING the information in my HANDS! And chances are, they've already hidden it again which is why we can't find it!”

He then let out an annoyed sigh, mumbling something under his breath and continuing his pacing.

(( http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/435 what could be more silly than a combat maid? anyhoo, I guess I can stick around to teach newbies too.))

Zero found herself suddenly at a Library and no longer at her shop in Ionia. Once more she was in her maid outfit and had her combat gloves on. However, her expression was vacant, even as her mind tried to make logical sense of her new predicament...

She also observes a person speaking with a chair. She had long since concluded objects had fewer instances of sentience than humanoids or animals. "This. subject. does. not. comprehend." She muttered in a monotonous voice. She looks around for the exit, walking at a calm pace, unblinking and counting her steps.

"What do you mean it was MY fault we lost the information!?!? You just stood there as they chased me down! You could have at LEAST tripped some one!"

Cooper was becoming more and more irritated by the moment. He slowly reached into the pouch at his side and shouted at the chair.

"Well TAKE THAT!"

He then threw a handful of bread crumbs at the chair, which scattered everywhere and causing the pigeons all to fly down and start devouring the delicious bread on the floor. He then turned and stormed off in the direction of the exit, the flock of pigeons following behind after they finished off the bread. One of the pigeons, however, flew and landed on Zero's head.


((Thankies for joinin~))

((Necromonger, can I please be like related to the Wong's? !~))

((These two are traveling together and I will be using them: http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/867 and http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/1065))
Melzemar walked into the library with Vintath hot on his heels.
"Why are we here again Master?" He asked Melzemar.
"As I have said countless times," he replied, "There is supposedly a tome of knowledge that will enhance your power to generate force fields. It will also improve your ability to manipulate others' force fields."
As they walked in, they saw a peculiar sight. A man conversing with a chair, and a woman in a maid's outfight mumbling to herself.
((It should be obvious to Zero that they're both powerful mages by the way.))

((@Kazuto. Why and how ... ))

Zero spotted two mages coming towards the library. Were they responsible for her sudden, unexplained and mysterious displacement? She had to find out.

"This. subject. inquires. as. to. this. facility's. current. location." She asked Melzemar, with a dull, vacant voice.

Then the pigeon lands on Zero's head, which would be strange, seeing as most mundane animals normally find the woman to be unnatural and repulsive. Indeed, Zero's last attempt to have a pet caused an entire pet store to erupt into chaos.

Animals, mages, magical creatures (elementals, undead, fey) All can sense something terribly, terribly wrong with Zero... which would contrast with the petite seventeen year old Ionian's innocent appearance.

((Alright then.... but take note http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/197 <--- This be the Wong family's grandaddy. Also, the Wong family as I wrote was wiped by fellow Ionians because of that guy, and Zero wouldn't know the extended family so no particular advantages.... so basically you would have a very hard life if you really are of the Wong family. ))

((Edit: Which would be very very strange, seeing as this is the shenanigans rp, and im using an emotionless, personality-less character. ))

((Hey, if all else fails you can RP a pigeon.))

As Melzemar and Vintath entered, they would suddenly be swarmed by passing pigeons while Cooper was storming out of the library. To those he passed, they would be hearing him continuing to speak in a rather sarcastic tone to the air.

"Oh Of Cooooooourrsee you're sorry! You're always sorry!"


The pigeon sitting on top of Zero's head let out a "Cooo" and started picking at her hair band. It didn't seem to be phased by her strangeness. This was probably due to the bird not being the brightest of the flock.