I'll start us off.

[In Champ Select Lobby]

U Mad Braw: hey whats up everyone?
Everyone else:
U Mad Braw: k...

[Game Starts]

So whats all of your wonderful experiences with the ranked games?
It'll make me feel tons better when i know its not just me lol.

[Random Player5]: I´m going jungler
[Random Player4] [quietly taking a jungler]
[Random Player 5]: Whats up with you, you stupid ******, screw you all, i´m just going afk


/Surrender at 20min

yea i have those things alot where im talking whos going what champion and then nobodys saying a thing...

Heres another scenario

Drysordan: Hey ban Rammus, and Shen on our turn
Team Cpt: (No response) 30 seconds go by
Annie has been banned
Kassidan has been banned

Takeir: i'm gonna play "some champ not usally in ranked"
Randomplayer1: dont pick " "
Randomplayer2:its cool we'll carry him let him
Randomplayer1:dont play ranked ever again you stupid noob

end game we win
Takeir: 4/2/20
Randomplayer1:0/10/2
Randomplayer2: 1/8/5

Vivn: we have first pick, try to get me shen pls
captain: ok

rammus ban
amumu ban
nocturne ban
malphite ban

captain: o i dont have shen lolo

enemy team picks shen

lol this is every game for me

That because they can't speak english 95% of the time. It really doesnt make sense. Theres so much wrong with solo queue but riot is too stubborn to fix it. I email support, and they say "we're aware that solo q is broken, we're working on fixing it". I start a thread in the support forum though and i get the "it's not broken, stop playing ranked solo q" response. Yea fantastic communication skills. Clearly the best of the best at this company. I hate that every scrub wants to carry or jungle, i hate that i get queued with people who suck and cant speak english when im on the downside of the 50/50 bull****ing**** system that they implemented, i hate that people are never able to tank, i hate that people don't own the 4 insta bans at low elos (amumu, malph, shen, rammus). I hate that people call AP Yi mid... I hate that people play characters they suck at.... I could go all day trollolol

lmfao man!! so true, good stuff

[champion selection]

StrangeGesture: Hey guys, who do you guys plan to play? I can play a tanky/carry/support preferably malphite/ashe/singed/sona let me know asap so I can get masteries and such set.

Player2: stfu ***
Player3: Eu não falam Inglês
Player4: esperar a lo que
Player5: *silence*

Then all 4 of them will pick squishies.