Teemo needs more skins!

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Teemo is so overpowered that he deserves a bump for a new segment to be written

this made me lol so hard, to many QQ about teemo being UP or OP, he is neither, get over it like all champs if played right he owns noobs

Teemo : Tonight on a very special Teemo Tonight...
Badger Teemo : We have exactly 100 up votes on this thread's first post, Yay!
Tristana : Huzzah.
Karthus : Whoop Dee Do.
Heimerdinger : I hear the little rats are getting a tiny "bug fix" though.
Teemo : It's not a tiny bug fix it is the most massive buff eva!
Heimerdinger : They're having some sort of DoT reset fix so that they do MAYBE about 30 base magic damage per second (not per hit) extra with a maxed out Toxic shot. It's really rather unremarkable.
Badger Teemo : It's the biggest giantest damage buff eva! I will stand still for 5 seconds shooting 1 target and deal massive amounts of extra damage!
Karthus : Well no, it's not massive even then, and if you do that you will DIE. Trust me on this death thing.
Teemo : And there are other buffs!
Tristana : Well. Those are almost rumors and are somewhat questionable and vague. The patch has been delayed, probably because changing Teemo confuses and angers the alcoholic manic depressive chimps employed as the Riot Game Balance Department. We've even had a hoax that the changes would include another massive nerf to mushrooms, and the sad thing is that the way they treat Teemo changes a reduction in mushroom duration to 3 minutes sounds EXACTLY like the sort of "buff counter balance" they would include to "make up for" reducing his incredibly poor move steroid cooldown to an amount which is STILL massively long compared to far superior abilities.
Heimerdinger : Not to mention that what leaked patch notes we currently have didn't include a mention of Teemo at all.
Badger Teemo : But maybes they is going to buff Teemo by larger amounts, I mean the promises are vague and stuff so maybe they will buff him by BIGGER amounts and in MORE ways!
Tristana : What like reversing the massive nerfs to mushroom drop rate and damage? So that it can again actually kill creeps late game or have any half decent effect like it did back when Teemo was STILL only barely viable in normal games and not in Ranked outside of the hands of a single player?
Teemo : Yeah. That thing. What if they do that thing?
Karthus : Sigh. Poor little buddy. They are NEVER going to give you that sort of power, Riot hates you. You will get your so called "bug fix" that isn't really a bug fix unless Riot's programmers and game balancers never even spent 5 minutes on your DPS calculations, and you might get a few seconds of move quick. But you will NOT be made viable. They will not even reverse the specific nerfs that moved you from "almost viable" to "not even viable in normal matches". Not until they have had their faces rubbed in their wrong decision on mushrooms that they were warned about at the time for another six months or more. And even then they won't REALLY fix you.
Tristana : Yeah the BEST you can hope for is in an attempt NOT to fix you properly they hare off and give you some random new bull**** little ability which by their sheer incompetence accidentally happens to be wildly powerful. Only THEN will you gain real ultimate power little Teemo.
Teemo : But I already HAVE real ultimate power. I am Teemo, lord of LoL and I have 100 upvotes on my TV show that I star in five times at once!
Badger Teemo : That's only because every other champion in the game fears you and each additional new champion is forced to vote for us!
Teemo : Ooh so are there a hundred champions now?
Karthus : I don't know I stopped counting back when no one ever picked me ever again.

this was great, i think that seeing anyone get rank number one as a youdle pissed them off so much they had to make sure it never happend agian.