Teemo : Hi I'm Teemo
Badger Teemo : And Hi, I am also Teemo. And now for our popular segment... Weird Science with Teemo!
Heimerdinger : Why Hello! I calculate a 60% chance that I am in fact a Teemo!
Teemo : Tonight on Weird Science With Teemo, Science Teemo will be looking into an OP aspect of Teemo, the interaction of OP Teemo Nerfshrooms and various other abilities!
Heimerdinger : Why yes, yes I will!
Badger Teemo : This was topic has risen again to relevance from this as yet unscreened snippet from the PR rep at the recent patch notes summit... can we play that?

Heimerdinger : Indeed. Potatoes. And what bitter potatoes they must be for Teemo. Already having one of his weaker but most fun tricks, the "bait Blitzkrank into pulling in an exploding mushroom" trick completely ruined by earlier massive and undocumented nerfing in this same field of interactions now the trick will, if riot ACTUALLY gets it right, completely eliminate even the VERY slender chance remaining of pulling off one of the most awesome moves in LoL. Teemo's everywhere are up in arms as they see their already UP character recieve yet another kick in their tender bruised nuts...
Teemo : No we aren't, this indirect totally bull****e "consistency" nerf is EXACTLY what is called for!
Badger Teemo : Yes TAKE THAT Teemo and your nerfshrooms!
Teemo : Definitely, the ability for Teemo to block or otherwise entertainingly interact with approximately 2% of all champion abilities using his shrooms was FAR TOO EARTH SHATTERINGLY POWERFUL.
Badger Teemo : Why yes, I mean look at all those times in the recent season one finals that Teemo used his OP nerfshrooms to completely nullify the effectiveness of the awesome and might Ammumu Suicide Bandage Toss!
Heimerdinger :Er... did that happen I don't remember it like that...
Teemo : Well you wouldn't have noticed, because as we previously discovered Teemo was on every team twice completely invisible and doing nothing and STILL WINNING with his OP powers for the entire tournament. But in a completely invisible passive manner.
Tristana : YOU NUTBAGS!
Heimerdinger : But my "Science" (tm) tells me this is a bad development for the game. It is stomping the foot down on the grave of a beautiful, fun, and not at all unbalanced emergent tactic of very very rarely making Blitzkrank pull what are already now relatively harmless mushrooms into his entire team.
Teemo : That was far too powerful. And I don't understand what is fun about that. I'm sure you can find SOME crying Blitz noobs who will all call it utterly anti fun even while OP Teemo and his OP allies roll around on the floor laughing their OP lungs out. There are probably at least three such people!
Heimerdinger : Well then what about all the OTHER inconsistencies of shrooms and ability interactions? Are they going to be cleared up? The way SOME dashes pass through them, while others trigger them? Vlad's Shroom pinging ability? The apparent ability of certain rare champ abilities to actual simply explode shrooms, sometimes entirely by accident?
Badger Teemo : Well I doubt that Riot would over look that I mean their excellent programming discipline and mechanical consistency means they will CERTAINLY make this a consistent change that will evenly nerf and buff and...
Studio : *silence and tumble weeds*
Badger Teemo : ... guys?
Badger Teemo : ...?

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Teemo : Welcome back to late edition Teemo Tonight, I am Teemo
Badger Teemo : And I am Teemo.
Corki :And I am a Mother ****ing Teemo in a Mother *****ing Plane!
Badger Teemo : That looks more like a really dorky flying saucer.
Corki : Yeah, well, the saucer is free and the actual plane is even stupider looking...
Teemo : Tonight on Teemo Tonight we again investigate how ridiculously OP Teemo is!
Badger Teemo : Indeed. Even without anyone playing him anymore because of all the nerfs he recently just got UN NERFED!
Corki : What you talking about?
Teemo : In a recent patch much complained about by STUPID science Teemo in our last episode...
Heimerdinger : ..what ...Hey!
Badger Teemo : And by foul mouthed Shaved Blue Teemo, AKA Smurfette Teemo...
Tristana : ...what... Hey! You NUTBAGS!
Teemo : Teemo's already almost entirely eliminated ability to have his mushrooms get grabbed by Blitz and otherwise interact in fun ways with stuff was FINALLY completely nerfed!
Badger Teemo : FINALLY I mean I don't know how Riot took so LONG I mean the forums were nothing but an endless OCEAN of complaints about how Teemo's Mushrooms could still barely interact with SOME abilities during the 1 second it took them to stealth!
Teemo : And it was also an important "consistency fix" to make mushrooms work just like wards do, sort of, if they get around to getting it right, for a change, maybe, also wards didn't actually work like that, until just then. And mushrooms aren't actually wards, but... well IT WAS IMPORTANT AND HAD TO HAPPEN!
Badger Teemo : And as you know every time there is a consistency fix it negatively effects Teemo. Which is good because they ALWAYS need a new excuse to nerf Teemo, he is SOOOOOOO OP...
Teemo : But recently they UNDID THAT CHANGE! So now Teemo's Power has GROWN!
Corki : Er... little skipper, that didn't actually happen...
Badger Teemo : WHHHHAAAAAT!
Corki : See actually there were a lot of complaints about the elimination of ward jumping. So they undid large portions of the constency change involving wards and mushrooms to allow ward jumping again with several champs that used to do that.
Teemo : WHAT! So now people can ward jump onto Teemo Mushrooms again! HOW DARE THEY! That makes Teemo UTTERLY OP as long as he is planting mushrooms for Jax to jump on!
Corki : Er... it wouldn't do that and anyway it doesn't matter. Because while Teemo Mushrooms were explicitly mentioned and targetted to receive the nerfing wards got for "consistency" when the wards got partially UN-nerfed Teemo's mushrooms DIDN'T. So actually Teemo's mushrooms interactions with abilities are now MORE nerfed than normal wards and the consitency excuse is... well just bullcarp really.
Teemo : I say it was all an elaborate dance to sneak in another nerf on Teemo in the hope of FINALLY saving the universe from his mighty powas.
Badger Teemo : And I say it failed. MORE STEALTH "CONSISTENCY" NERFS FOR TEEMO I DEMAND IT!
Corki : And I say this is EXACTLY like the time Riot MASSIVELY nerfed the function of Blinding Dart for consistency with Exhaust nerfs THEN completely un-nerfed Exhaust but DIDN'T un-nerf Blinding dart.
Teemo : Well I think we can all just agree to agree that Mother ****-ing Teemo in a Mother ****ing Plane is just WRONG! Teemo is still OP!
Badger Teemo : I can agree to that!
Corki : What.... hey!
Tristana : YOU NUTBAGS! (and that goes for you to Riot)

Your sense of humor is...Impressive.

kinda like singed imo only OP if enemies chase u through ur landmines.

Pro xD, I lol'd

OP TEEMO IS OP, his blinding dart owns xinx knock up! And scions stun!

Teemo's global taunt is OP. Nerf plz

I love you, Teemo.

Buck up, son, things will get better.

<3

I guess if he's going to be one of the most notoriously terrible champions in the game, we can at least take some good out of it by laughing about it. >.> I wish for Teemo to be viable just so I can use cottontail Teemo skin. Having my team scold me for picking one of the champs I love to play most is not fun. Guess I'm stuck owning bots who are too stupid not to fall for my luring.