Teemo : Hi I'm Teemo
Badger Teemo : And Hi, I am also Teemo. And now for our popular segment... Weird Science with Teemo!
Heimerdinger : Why Hello! I calculate a 60% chance that I am in fact a Teemo!
Teemo : Tonight on Weird Science With Teemo, Science Teemo will be looking into an OP aspect of Teemo, the interaction of OP Teemo Nerfshrooms and various other abilities!
Heimerdinger : Why yes, yes I will!
Badger Teemo : This was topic has risen again to relevance from this as yet unscreened snippet from the PR rep at the recent patch notes summit... can we play that?
Originally Posted by Udyr
Udyr : ...herpy derp derp derp! Much needed nerfs to Boots of Mobility, I mean seriously, much needed... well is does that sound like enough utterly random nerfs?
NerfMasterSuckTown : *whisper whisper whisper* Hue hue Hue hue...
Udyr : Well Fiddle dee dee potatoes, Ward's, Teemo Shrooms, consistency nerf! Well, who are we kidding, we lack the programming discipline for consistency, but still, ability interaction nerf incoming to Teemo shrooms! Yay! Potatoes!
Teemo : No we aren't, this indirect totally bull****e "consistency" nerf is EXACTLY what is called for!
Badger Teemo : Yes TAKE THAT Teemo and your nerfshrooms!
Teemo : Definitely, the ability for Teemo to block or otherwise entertainingly interact with approximately 2% of all champion abilities using his shrooms was FAR TOO EARTH SHATTERINGLY POWERFUL.
Badger Teemo : Why yes, I mean look at all those times in the recent season one finals that Teemo used his OP nerfshrooms to completely nullify the effectiveness of the awesome and might Ammumu Suicide Bandage Toss!
Heimerdinger :Er... did that happen I don't remember it like that...
Teemo : Well you wouldn't have noticed, because as we previously discovered Teemo was on every team twice completely invisible and doing nothing and STILL WINNING with his OP powers for the entire tournament. But in a completely invisible passive manner.
Tristana : YOU NUTBAGS!
Heimerdinger : But my "Science" (tm) tells me this is a bad development for the game. It is stomping the foot down on the grave of a beautiful, fun, and not at all unbalanced emergent tactic of very very rarely making Blitzkrank pull what are already now relatively harmless mushrooms into his entire team.
Teemo : That was far too powerful. And I don't understand what is fun about that. I'm sure you can find SOME crying Blitz noobs who will all call it utterly anti fun even while OP Teemo and his OP allies roll around on the floor laughing their OP lungs out. There are probably at least three such people!
Heimerdinger : Well then what about all the OTHER inconsistencies of shrooms and ability interactions? Are they going to be cleared up? The way SOME dashes pass through them, while others trigger them? Vlad's Shroom pinging ability? The apparent ability of certain rare champ abilities to actual simply explode shrooms, sometimes entirely by accident?
Badger Teemo : Well I doubt that Riot would over look that I mean their excellent programming discipline and mechanical consistency means they will CERTAINLY make this a consistent change that will evenly nerf and buff and...
Studio : *silence and tumble weeds*
Badger Teemo : ... guys?
Badger Teemo : ...?