My team was winning the match already, we were pushing the Nexus wiht only a Teemo defending it as a result of a Baron steal. However I was pretty low and doing bad that match. Teemo was scared ****less at the turrets and pummeling minions like crazy (he had possibly 2.5 AS already) but I went in too cocky and got my HP too low.

THEN, Blitzcrank comes in and grabs Teemo only to put him in enough range to land one blinding dart and finish me off.

"Blitzcrank: Oh, let me give you a hand, Teemo"

We were winning already so I laughed so hard that I couldnt get mad at the guy.

"It's Ashe not Ass"

After a Renekton took 5 minutes to load he apologized by saying

"Sorry it took so long, I cracked this game"

"Tampons has drawn first blood."

My friend's summoner name is Tampons.

...

while escaping WW ult with flag combo..."Sorry baby, the Jarvan express waits for no one"

I admit i've been part of this trend.

Recently I played pantheon and found out their entire team was at baron.
I pinged baron for my team then started channeling my ult

AT the end I shouted in all LIFT OFF and was insta gibbed by baron and their team.

Takin' on the world

Oh and "they pushed jungle too hard"