Pure gold. Everyone needs to read this.

@TS rule #10
i seriously agree with what you say about the stacked items. waste of time if you dont even get kills/assists. and another thing that pisses me off is when a teammate gets, lets say 10 stacks. DIES a few times. so lets say now they have about 3 stacks left. the next ten or so minutes they are still at 3 stacks. i tell them to SELL their stacking item and get something else. BUT being the little ***** that they are, they say,"but what happens -IF- i get a kill or an assist?!"

point made~ SELL your stack item when you can't even get any kills or assist.

awesome thread, sums up whats in my mind

I think all players, esp new players should take a look at this

Someone should sticky this

GJ man, keep up the posts

Many wins. Sticky this for sure. Hell, make reading it part of the EULA.

+1.

Amazing read, please sticky!

You beat me to making something like this.

I wish everyone would understand KD means next to nothing in this game.

I plan on writing a beginner through mid-tier guide soon, but I can only hope I make it 50% as hilarious as this one is.

People, listen to this man, I beg of you. He is wicked.

Condon. You are the MFing man.
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