Originally Posted by NinNinNin
So theyre writing off the long period of Kayle's neglected state as having a bad cold?
In that case...
Shaco has carpal tunnel
Twitch has Parkinson's
Rammus has osteoporosis
Fiddlesticks has bulimia
Shen has lupus
Tristana has spondylolysis
Karma has arthritis
Gragas is overdue for his annual liver transplant
Udyr has lyme disease
Udyr has multiple personality disorder: animal kingdom edition
Fiddle is anorexic, not bulimic
Rammus has an inner ear infection (hence the rolling and walking funny) but as far as osteoporosis goes, get hit by Rammus once then tell me his bones are soft and breakable.