Ashe ultimate incoming from the Northeast!! Ezreal ultimate coming from southwest!!! Your in the middle. What will you do?


I'll go first.
I would do the teemo bug (This bug has already been patched). The bug is that any global ultimates (not karthus) will go through teemo when he stands still because of his passive. Get it?

Sink into a pool of blood and laugh.

Tumble at JUST the last second to avoid the two ults.

spam /laugh

Get hit by both, die, press R

spam laugh after penta

Deal tonz of damage to minions with your ability and let your passive shield grow and let them hit for no damage. HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE HUEHUEHUE!

Run to the northwest.
Then place myself in a magical stasis thanks to my enchanted hourglass.
Then have the stasis wear off right before I get hit by both ults, because I didn't quite walk far enough.

Eat oranges. I will be k.

EAKUUU /dies

vault break away