Because I like the name Vyura, but that's a chick's name, so I stuck Jared in front of it and made Vyura my last name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PY1WEEmYU&NR=1


This is all the info you need.

from an animation

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/332674

Wolves.

I live up a mountain. One night, a deer tried to gank me. You can figure out the rest
True story.

I like to flex.

1. Acquired a dictionary.
2. Randomly flipped through pages, closed eyes and picked a word.
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Was adding an O to everything I said while walking home from school with my girlfriend, I said "gonna put-o my-o key-o in my pocket-o." We though pocket-o sounded ****ing hilarious so....turned it into Poketo and tadaa. IGN was born.

When I was young, I used to lick my lips a lot when it gets dry; of course, this just makes the problem worse so the habit continued for quite awhile