As the President, CEO, and First Member of the WallyWalrus Fan Club, I'm honored and privileged to share a few details about WallyWalrus (please note that these are but only a fraction of what encompasses the one and only WallyWalrus):
- When Baron was first created, it was impossible to keep it within its area; it was only confined when WallyWalrus decided to walk through the river which caused Baron to be in constant fear of the water outside its area.
- In Crystal Scar, the match isn't over when the counter reaches zero on one side, it is over when WallyWalrus is satisfied with the match and forces the Nexus to explode... which happens to be when the counter reaches zero; WallyWalrus can make over 9000 Nexus explode at will at any given time.
- When Sauron created the Ring of Power, he tried to replicate only 1/100th of WallyWalrus' powers... and failed--it was only 1/1000th.
- When Jax was given a real weapon and pitted against WallyWalrus, he chose to opt-out.
- Ryze's scroll? Yeah, it's actually a portrait of WallyWalrus.
- The Void is actually everything not-yet-touched by WallyWalrus.
- There are actually two Elder Wands... why do I know this? Because chopsticks come in pairs and those were the sticks WallyWalrus used for a brief moment.
- Mejai's Soulstealer, Sword of the Occult, and Leviathan are items based on WallyWalrus' potential growth in this lifetime.
- Nasus', Sion's, and Veigar's infinite growth skills are based off of WallyWalrus' infinite growth potential in all facets of life.
- Ponies got their cuteness from WallyWalrus.
- Some scientists believe yawning is an instinct which managed to survive the evolutionary process, but the truth is it this: it is actually a hail to WallyWalrus for all the sleepless nights
- WallyWalrus has tried Dragonfruit before... (I've seen it) and thus Dragons were born.
- When WallyWalrus kills a champion who has Zilean's or Yorick's ultimates or Guardian Angel, they stay dead.
- When WallyWalrus slays Karthus, Anivia, or Kog Maw, they instantly die regardless of their passive.
- WallyWalrus is able to kill Tryndamere and Kayle regardless of their ultimates.
- The increased gold gains on Crystal Scar is due to the generous donations from WallyWalrus for all the gold accumulated from slaying champions and minions in Summoner's Rift.
- Gold Per 5 Items stack for WallyWalrus; in fact, they instantly become Over 9000 Gold Per 5 when WallyWalrus picks them up.
- What? There's something creepy about the Hextech Sweeper? Nonsense... However--on a totally unrelated note--I remember one being who openly challenged WallyWalrus to a duel once... but he was never heard from again.
Awesome support from her everytime!
