Ok, the point of this game is to make a fake secret about a champion that could actually work. I'll start, Jayce named his hammer/cannon Susan, and takes it on dates.

Edit: see how long it takes for RiotRectifyer to come in

Ahri doesn't keep the souls that she absorbs, she sells them to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for humanity points~

Tibbers isn't actually Annie's bear. He's just a random bear that likes to follow Annie around.

Aatrox's blade tells him what to do, he can't help it.

mundo was a highschool dropout

urgot secretly likes to ride ponies

Swain's favorite snack is sour gummi-worms. On occasion, when he's sure no one is looking, he will dig small holes in the ground and stick them half way in. he then morphs and proceeds to eat them like the giant bird monster he is. Beatrice finds this rather amusing.

Cho'gath is more of a vegetarian and prefers to eat Maokai

Karma is actually unlucky that she got really bad abilities.

Everyone in League of Legends are minions of the Potatoes