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The Saga of Jesse Perring

View Poll Results: Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?
Jesse Perring 3,659 26.41%
Jesse Perring 3,219 23.23%
Jesse Perring 3,571 25.77%
Jesse Perring 3,557 25.67%
Jesse Perring, obviously 11,369 82.05%
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RiotTravisGoetz ?? Member
09-29-2009

It is said that Jesse Perring never looks up at the stars and wonders.. because he already knows.

Jesse Perring has never picked a blue or red card.

Jesse Perring voting not to surrender automatically ends the game with a win for his team.

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09-29-2009

- Jesse's breath destroys spell shields.

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09-29-2009

When Jesse Perring uses Pulverize, the champions are sent through their summoners monitors and they are KO'd.
When the servers go down, it is simply because Jesse Perring is letting the Riot staff take a break from their mouse wheels.

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09-29-2009

When Jesse Perring plays Corki, the helicopter runs on tormented souls of forsaken orphans, reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 100%.

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09-29-2009

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When Jesse Perring plays Corki, the helicopter runs on tormented souls of forsaken orphans, reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 100%.
Win. You've just been promoted to Senior Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club.

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6 of 90 Riot Posts
09-29-2009

- When Jesse Perring picks Amumu as his champion, the mummy stops crying.
- Jesse Perring's Revive spell has no cooldown. Too bad he has never needed to use it.

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09-29-2009

When Jesse uses smite, everything on the map dies.

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09-29-2009

Jesse Perring's alleged first words the moment he was born were "I will one day be part of the best game ever." Which fyi has come true.

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09-29-2009

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- When Jesse Perring runs over a mushroom, Teemo dies.
True Story

-When Jesse Perring is exhausted, he only hits for max HP and only moves at 1000 move speed.

-Someone once cast Zilean ulti on Jesse Perring, they made a movie called "Dawn of the Dead" about it.

-Annie has tibbers as a teddy bear, Jesse Perring has Alistar.

-When Ryze uses his ulti on Jesse Perring it only bounces on himself, and it deals damage.

-Mejai Soulstealer is Jesse Perring's diary.

-Jesse Perring didn't get an internship for Riot, Riot got an internship for Jesse Perring.

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7 of 90 Riot Posts
09-29-2009

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-Mejai Soulstealer is Jesse Perring's diary.
You too are now a Senior Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club.

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