-When Fiddlesticks uses fear on Jesse Perring, Jesse Perring uses fear on everyone.

-When God said let there be light, Jesse Perring said let there be LoL

-When Cho Gath eats Jesse Perring, Jesse Perring eats Cho Gath.

-When Amumu goes on a tantrum, Jesse Perring makes him in despair.

- When Jesse Perring kicked Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris died.

- When Bruce Lee said "HI YA", Jesse Perring said "Be gone."

- Jesse Perring has a 12 inch.

- Jesse Perring can use heroes from DotA in LoL.

- When Jesse Perring tries to remove the scurvy, wait there never was.

- When Jesse Perring wants to eat a fruit, the fruit peels itself

- When Jesse Perring uses flash, you die.

- When Jesse Perring looked at a dead champion, it came back to life.

- When Jesse Perring moved near the nexus, the nexus blew up.

- When Jesse Perring looked at the sun, a supernova was created, causing a black hole to form.

- When Jesse Perring looked at the black hole it sucked itself.

- When God said "Let there be light", Jesse Perring said "Say please."

Once jesse perring played against the top 5 players by himself. To make it fair, he played as a mage creep. Needless to say he beat them in 4 minutes. He also killed the base laser... twice.

When Nasus uses Avatar of Death, Jesse Perring strikes him down instantly as there can only be one. Same issue goes for Yi.

Whenever Jesse Perring speaks...angels sing.

Jesse Perring is the only person that can find Chuck Norris without him wanting it .

-Jesse Perring is so good at his job, that he doesn't need a team, he IS the the team.

-When Jesse Perring said get back to work to Skribbles, Skribbles began scribbling.

-When you ever say QQ, Jesse Perring says PewPew, and you die.

-When Jesse Perring said your hot to Anivia, Anivia burst into flames and became the pyrophoenix.

-When Jesse Perring yelled to the skies, Morgana came down.

-Everytime Jesse Perring uses Time Bomb with Zilean, a clock blows up.

-When Jesse Perring was born a Riot started.

-When Jesse Perring summons a champion he summons his self.

-2+2= Jesse Perring.

-When Jesse Perring grabbed Alistar by the horns as a summoner, Alistar didn't have anything to say about it.

-Instead of 3 Masteries, Jesse Perring made a 4th named Jesse Perring.

-Jesse Perring's most played champion is Jesse Perring.

-Jesse Perring's summoner icon is a picture of himself.

-Jesse Perring made his own public chat section named after him.

-Whenever Jesse Perring plays in the map Twisted Treeline it becomes untwisted.

-Jesse Perring made Nunu become Santa.

-When Malphite saw Jesse Perring, Malphite put himself back together with the monolith again.

-Too much Jesse Perring jokes gave me a concussion, and temperarily stopped me from adding in more.

If Jesse Perring is so great, why isn't he the best on this site: http://www.queuedodgers.com/ ?