Hmmm. Fighting down-votes from disappointing players by bribing them with the promise of a video with a high likelihood of uncoordinated nerd-dancing.
We can't let this happen. It's a slippery slope. Soon all anouncement will look something like this:
The next patch will be out sometime, kinda, whenever we feel like it. We know a lot of champs are unplayable right now because of crippling bugs, and everyone rune pages are set to 0/0/29.
In the meantime, enjoy this pictures of Phreak eating Taco Bell."