if you push too hard things can get messy real fast.

lolololol

Relationships are like farts.

Eating protein makes them worse.

I was gonna say both are full of ****.

Ok, I lol'd. Let me try.

Relationships are like farts, they can be a symptom of serious digestive issues.

Amidoingitright?

Eew.

Threesomes are like airshows. When they're good, they're good. But when they're bad, people die in plane crashes.

lol

I was hoping for the title to precede:

"...you never know what you're gonna get."