Dear Jax, You are quite the master with all sorts of weapons, why did you pick the lamppost as your favorite to use in league matches?

I also have been wondering something... you are the Grandmaster At Arms, capable of disarming and beating someone, save the very best, no matter what weapon you are holding... what i'm wondering is: Won't this put you in a disadvantage to champions who fight unarmed? i refer specifically to Lee Sin, The Blind Monk, and master of the rear kick

((Just a friendly tip here from reading through what the original Ask Jax posted, you might want to be a little more gruff and harsh.))

Lulu I've told you over and over to not expect presents every time you see me... yes I'm back, but I didn't bring you anything. Where I went is my own business.

I picked the lamppost because when I first heard they were going to restrict me, I ripped a lamppost out of the street and beat the **** out of the guy who told me. I was drunk... but still pissed.

Not using a weapon against me is even more of a disadvantage. They then have a poor reach, making it even easier for me to dodge their attacks.

Jax,
(perhaps u have already noticed my name....)

Anyway, I have summoned you countless times to the field, and have worked well with you even after the "remake", however I have just one question for you.

How many wins do you think till we get another set of "restrictions"?...

Dear, lampost, how often do you need your lightbulb changed? obviously smacking champions in the face cause wear and tear on the brittle glass right?

Jax,
DOUBLE JUMP HATER.

-Fizz

wow... Your not jax clearly....

the lampost is oil... a flame...

thanks for being a *****...

also as stated earlyer the glass is repaired after eveyr match, and i am kept strong due to enchantments.... You so read up on this........

Dear Jax,

What would you do if you had a REAL weapon?

If you are a real human, why you got 3 fingers in each hand and... uh... seven eyes?

Jax you're the best!!! Seriously I summon you everyday.

Since I'm here I might as well ask a question...
What is your shoe size champ?

Jax
You're my main champ, and I have went solo top against Renekton and Teemo. I ended up 7/3/3. It was fun. However, one thing was always at the back of my mind, and I wanted to know. Why did you join the league, and why do you fight with a lamp post?